1. Scott had a friend in the house the other day, who looked like him in some way. So I asked Scott if he was Scott’s brother and Scott said no. But I still reminded Scott like, “Are you sure man? You should do a DNA test. If he is your brother, you can’t marry him…”
2. Matt had sex with a girl the other night and people were congratulating him the next morning in the kitchen. I kidded him like, “The real good news is no one has called 911 yet…”
3. There is a Chinese job candidate coming for an onsite interview on June 15 and Rama asked me to join last Friday. I was like, “Good, first of all I can check if he’s Chinese.” Keerthana was like, “Why does anyone wanna pretend to be Chinese?” I was like, “Because Chinese is way cooler than Indian…”
And we talked about it and agreed that it would be fun if that guy turns out to be an Indian…
4. I watched a speech and the speaker made a comment on his paper like, “Of all the papers I have published in my career, this paper is without doubt the most recent…”
My junior high buddy He Jia was in Michigan and I had dinner with him last Fri. It’s been 17 years. We were good buddies and I used to give a ride to him to school for 2 years before he figured out how to ride a bike. So good to see him.