1.1 We were working in the office and Jiankun screamed to inform me “Lao Gao (my Chinese nick name)!! A pretty Chinese girl just passed by the office in the hall way!!” “Where?!” I stood up immediately, walked to the office door, looked on the right along the hall way but found nobody. “On the left! On the left!” Jiankun screamed to correct me. I turned to the left and unfortunately found that Chinese girl was just knocking the door next to our office, looking at me innocently and obviously heard everything we screamed…
1.2 We told Mohsen what happened about the Chinese girl and he laughed. Jiankun asked him, “Why are you laughing? That’s the nature of guys, right?” Mohsen was like, “What nature? The nature of getting embarrassed?…”
2.1 I was trying to make a kind of Chinese food named “雪绵豆纱” in the kitchen for the first time. It looked ugly even though still tasting good. Jenny walked in and asked me what I was cooking. I told her, “Oh, I am making some shit. You wanna try some? It tastes good…”
2.2 A few months later Jenny saw me cooking in the kitchen again and kidded me, “What are you cooking, Barton? Are you still making some shit?”
Just another fake couple….