1. I told Carlos that simply taking a walk after lunch can’t help him reduce fat and can only fool himself into feeling secured about not going to the gym. But he told me he knew I was right, but he just felt mentally losing weight when taking a walk. I was like, “All right Carlos. You are looking super slim, mentally…”
2. And we kept discussing about losing weight and both agreed that fat is just a relative concept. He was like, “You are right. People think I look round. But I think round is a shape and I am in shape…”
3. Bob, Maxine, Zach, Carlos and I were having lunch together. Carlos is from Dominican Republic and he was telling us that in Dominican Republic all candidates need to attach personal photos to resumes for job hunting by making a comment “In Dominican Republic, if you look ugly, you can’t find a job.” So Bob was like, “So, can you tell us why you came to America, again?”
4. Today all interns took a photo together and I wore a really nice shirt. Carlos saw me and said “You look sharp, man.” I was like, “I am always sharp. I am just always good at hiding my sharpness…”
5. The day I met Chandra, she was talking to Bo Liu. Since I lived in Bo’s apartment for 10 days or so, I told Chandra, “Bo and I were ex-roomies. And I am his ex.”
6. Danijel, Carlos and I were discussing in the hallway, when Carlos interrupted the discussion by warning me of something on my hair. Then he corrected himself really quick, “Oh, I must make a mistake. I thought it was a fly. Now I guess it was just your hair.” I was like, “Come on man. There is some hair on my hair? Thank you for letting me know… That is brand new information…”
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The other day I bought a lobster a little bit smaller than 2 lbs for less than $12.00 and had a really memorable meal. Just wanna mark it.