1. We were having house dinner and discussing about women getting pregnant. Helen made a comment like, “I think it’s too hard for me to get pregnant…” Oh man, this is the sentence that carries the most information I have ever heard…
2. Ty pulled everything together for a visit to the Cyclotron on campus, probably the best nuclear experiment setup in the world. I was really excited to take that tour. When explaining danger of the radiation in the facility to human body, the guy giving us the tour was like, “You guys do not need to worry about it. I have been in this facility for 6 years. Nothing is wrong with me.” Since that guy look amusing and fun, I had to interrupted and kidded him like, “Are you sure about that?”
3.1 We were chilling in the living room and I asked how Charli was doing the other day. Since she didn’t do anything important, Charli was like, “All right, I guess. But I didn’t do a shit.” I was like, “So no shit, and no pee? …”
3.2 Charlie asked about how I was doing and came to a conclusion, “Barton, you are so smart!” I was like, “Well, I hate to say that, but you are damn right!”
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Next Sunday will be this year’s Secret Santa Party and I will get my annual drunk right there right then! During last house meeting, people were discussing about the schedule of this year’s Secret Santa Party. Whenever someone proposed a schedule, they would double-check with me to make sure I can make it, simply because they wanna make sure to see me drunk then. All right, point taken! Can’t even wait! (I got the following sock with all other unbelievably sweet gifts from Andrea for last year’s Secret Santa Party. How sweet it is!)