1. Ruide Tang and her boyfriend Yang Wang are both my college schoolmates. The other day she posted a picture of her boyfriend sleeping with her sport shirt as the eye cover on renren.com. I made a comment like, “I will definitely use my future woman’s bra for my eye cover.” Xiaochen Zhou, another my schoolmate, followed up with me like, “So, may I ask how big are your eyes?”
“C-cup.” I answered…
2. Mara bought a pair of fancy lady’s shoes and kidded me like, “You can’t borrow them Barton.”
“Come on, Mara. Can I borrow them?” I helped to continue her jokes.
“Al-right, you can borrow them Barton. But what are you gonna wear them with?” Mara asked.
“Nothing…” I answered dirtily…
3. Joel borrowed my short for soccer game and forgot about it for several weeks. So I reminded him the other day like, “Hey man, can you bring back my short when it’s convenient? I have been being naked on campus for two weeks.”
4. We had two really important soccer games starting at 4:30pm last Sunday. Joel posted one motivating video on facebook to motivate us around 6am that day. I watched it five or six times and got pretty impressed. But Joel thought that game was at 6:30pm. So he was still in bed at 4:25pm and missed part of the game. So I kidded him like, “I am sorry man. I was so motivated by your video that I forgot to wake you up. My bad…”
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Our indoor soccer season was marked an end by becoming elite 8 with a 4:3 win and failing to become final 4 with a 2:8 loss last Sunday. The second game was kinda unfair for us, because we had to play that game three hours right after the first game while our opponent played their last game three days ago. But anyway, it was an awesome season and an incredible journey for us. I really enjoy it. I wanna thank Earl again for putting things together. Really nice job, man. I wish I could stay here for the summer league, but I can’t. Good luck guys.
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