1. Teddy invited me to his house party on Facebook and the page of the party marketed itself like, “Come to the best party in town. Getting laid guaranteed…”
2. I took an onsite interview of Apple at the bay area and I had to take three flights back to Lansing. On the last flight, a lady told me she recognized me from the last flight. I was like, “Oh, maybe it’s because I used the restroom a lot on that plane…”
3.1 Retia had a candidate for a job interview who appeared inefficient in communication skills four months ago. I joked with people like, “Maybe that guy’s good at sign language…”
3.2 Rama didn’t think that was a big deal like, “That could be OK. There were many good technical guys who are not good at communicating.” I joked by asking him like, “Oh, is it why you hired Nima and Keerthana?”
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Took an onsite interview at Apple Cupertino. Because of jet lag and the fact that I go to bed at 10pm in Michigan, I got up at 3am the interview day. By the end of the interview at 4ish pm, I basically couldn’t control what I was saying. Super exhausted. And I basically had no time to see friends. My apologies…