1. I was ordering a sandwich at Subway for lunch. The guy behind me was asked what kind of vegetables he would like to have on the sandwich he ordered. He was so puzzled and took a long pause like, “Well, that is a tough question…”
2. We were chilling at the back yard the other evening, when I stood up and planned to go back to my room. Adam asked me, “Are you leaving?” I pretended to be in a relationship with him and kidded him like, “No, I am just leaving you…”
“Then what about the kids?” he kidded me back.
“Not today. I don’t wanna talk about this today…” Jenny helped me save it~
3. I was cooking with others chilling in the kitchen, when Adam made a comment like, “Barton is lucky to live in Phoenix, right?” I kidded him like, “Yeah, but I would be much luckier if you are not here…”
4. I set the password of our house’s Wifi as “LoveBarton” two years ago (click here for details). A few days ago, CJ asked me about the password and I told him. But the Wifi was not working for him. I was like, “Err… Maybe the password should be F**kBarton…”
I screen-printed this weather forecast at 4:35pm saying the highest temperature of 73 degree and the lowest temperature of 54 degree for that day. Meanwhile the temperature at that time was 75 degree…