1. Cool Jordan, Hillary and I were cooking lunch and chilling in the kitchen earlier today.
1.1 Because I was in a T-shirt with a cartoon character of big teeth printed on, Hillary asked me, “What do you do with those teeth, Barton? Did you use them to break the ice?” I was like, “Not really. I do the icebreaking with my charisma, not teeth…”
1.2 We were discussing about if Chinese were eating cows’ penis, while cool Jordan kidded Hillary referring to her and her boyfriend like, “Anyway, we should ask Hillary about it. She eats penis every day…” I corrected him like, “No, Hillary doesn’t eat penis. She only tastes it…”
1.3 Hillary asked me what I would do after graduation and I joked with her like, “I hope to go to east coast where the girls outnumber guys, so that I can shop around before settling down…”
2. I was back to the company for a few of hours to show Nima how to use my codes two days ago and Rama told Nima to ask me anything he want to tweek for the good results like, “Mingwu is a tweek master.” I was like, “Yeah, I am a tweeker..”
(Keerthana didn’t even laugh at this joke. I was pretty mad.)
I found this note in the house kitchen several months ago, saying “Things to do: Don’t eat…”