1. Dan is moving into Phoenix in a month. I asked if he’s ready to move in. He told me he was ready mentally, but not physically yet. So I asked, “What about sexually?”
2. Nima asked me to show him how to do some stuff on computer and asked me if I would like to sit down all of a sudden. I kidded him like, “Yeah. By the way, thanks for asking 20 mins after I have been standing there…”
3. Guanqun emailed to inform us he just got married last Friday. I replied to all like, “Good! Now there is one less competitor in the market. Good for you and for us. Congratulations!”
4. Someone brought a kind of cologne as a bug spray, the translation of whose Chinese name was literally “Six God”. But Qiliang’s accent is so bad that, he pronounced it as “Sex God”… Since then, we all have been calling him Sex God…
We went to see the open training session of Real Madrid and Manchester United yesterday. I saw many super stars, like Bale, C-Ronaldo, Ramos, Rooney and Giggs. To be honest, I am not a big fan of these two teams, but still was super exited to see so many stars.