1. Yujing found a new job and asked Hao and I to help him assemble Ikea furniture one year ago. After we finished a chair, Hao was trying to be encouraging for no reason like, “What a solid and durable chair! Yujing is ready to get a girlfriend for sure!” I corrected him like, “No, actually Yujing is ready to get a fat girlfriend for sure…”
2. It is fun to work with an ego like Rama especially for another ego like me. Rama and I are trying to solve a really challenging problem, while I came to an idea the other day and told it to him. He found me the next day and introduced me to his “new” finding for like 15 mins, which was basically the same as what I told him. In the end, he asked me, “So do you agree with me?” I replied like, “Well, I think it was my idea and I told you yesterday.” He didn’t even feel embarrassed like, “So you agree with me then…”
3. The house formed an indoor soccer team of “Bass2Mouth” for the third year this semester and we won a game of 12:2 the other day. Dan gave us a ride home, when Cool Jordan, Kara and Spencer volunteer to sit in the back and left the shotgun to me like, “All pretty people sit in the back and old people can take the shot gun,”, simply because I am hitting 30 soon and way older than them. I was like, “Dude, you guys are so ageists…”
4. We were chilling in Scott’s room and Lizzy asked me, “Barton, am I one of your favorite house mates in the house?” I kidded her like, “No, you are one of my favorite pussies in the house…”
5. I was making breakfast with Sarah and Hillary chilling in the kitchen. Sarah claimed her gut hurt all of a sudden. I was like, “Yeah, Hillary just hit you on your gut mentally.” Hillary kidded like, “Barton, I just kicked you hard mentally.” I kidded her back like, “Oh, I hurt a lot mentally, Hillary…”
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Finally, the school got us an indoor soccer goal… 😦
