1. Before my first marathon, I thought my nipples were too sensitive for marathon… Fortunately it was untrue.
2. Mohsen said he was an ass the other day and I comforted him like, “No, you are not an ass, man. You are a dick…”
3. I few days later I kidded Mohsen by saying he was a dick and he smiled back. I was like, “Don’t worry. You are a good dick…”
4. I was under weather other day and Mohsen asked me how I was doing. I asked him, “Do you really care?” He was like, “No, I don’t…”
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The ivy on the trunk turned red while the leaves hadn’t.
Fun in My Life 