1. It was pretty hot the other day, but for some reason I was still in sweat pants and sweat shirt. Hillary asked me, “Aren’t you hot, Barton?” I was like, “Yes, I am (…long pause) and in both ways.”
2. Spencer had a friend visiting the house and he introduced me to him like, “This is Barton. He is the man.” I was like, “No, actually, I am the only man.”
3. Hot Jordan asked if I can do something for him the other day like, “Barton, if you can do that for me, I would quit smoking for you.” I kidded him like, “WOW, that’s great, Jordan. But I really don’t care…”
4. We were having a house meeting the other day and Hot Jordan and I were sitting on a couch. I made a comment to him like, “Oh man, this is the best spot in the living room.” Jordan agreed with me like, “Yeah, this is the best couch of the house.” So I kidded him like, “Dude, I meant my seat on the couch…”
I found this therapy putty in a local clinical supply store showing the properties of both solid and liquid. It’s fun to play with them.