1. Devin was cooking something smelling good and I asked her what she is cooking, when she said “I am cooking XXX. Hopefully it won’t taste like shit.” I was like, “I am not sure if it tastes like shit, but it definitely doesn’t smell like shit…”
2. Amy fixed her cat a few weeks ago and I asked her why. She said, “He is too young to be a father.” I was like, “But he is not too young to enjoy the pleasure…”
3. My professor pushed me to do something for a deadline and don’t mind if I call him any time for discussion during the weekends by saying, “Mingwu, I am free talking to you over the phone for the weekends…” Oh man, I wished it was said by a girl…
4. We went to play soccer and saw a bunch of students literally playing quidditch, which is game modified and rooting from the Quidditch in Harry Potter. I was pretty amused and pretended to be a non-muggle by making a comment to Neal, “Dude, i don’t know how can these muggles play quidditch…”
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I’ve got a road bike of Schwinn Super Le Tour. It rides so smooth and makes me look less uncool on the campus. I like it.