1. We were hanging out in the backyard and Spencer asked me if I would like to see the NCAA soccer game between MSU and OSU with him next month. I said sure. Devin kidded us like, “Looks like Barton and Spencer are in a serious relationship.” I kidded her back like, “Yeah, Spencer and I have hidden our secret marriage for 10 years…”
2. I was picking up my contact lenses at the vision center on Saturday, while there was only one girl helping many customers and looking totally overwhelmed. When my turn came, I asked her, “Are you the only one working here on weekends?” “On no, the other girl is just having lunch.” the girl told me. “So you are gonna punish her by having your own lunch, right?” I kidded her.
3. Since we have two Jordans in the house, I called the new Jordan “Cool Jordan” and kidded old Jordan by calling him “Uncool Jordan”. He was mad at me and I had to comfort him by calling him “Hot Jordan”. Now he is happy…
4. We’ve got two people working for the news paper in the house to take photos to report the fire, while Jordan was helping them. I kidded Jordan like, “Oh, how can you find an ugly guy like Jordan. The house has better one.”