1. We were having house dinner and hanging out in the kitchen, when for some reason Jessica laughed really loud. I was like, “Jessica, your laugh is so impressive.” Because of my accent, people thought I said, “Jessica, your love is so impressive…” which was basically only legit to happen after sex.
After we got things straight people laughed and I had to apologized like, “I am sorry, Jessica. I didn’t mean to talk dirty…” John was like, “That’s no talking dirty, man. That’s talking sweet…”
2. I wore red sweatpants and hoodie the other day and people asked me what was going on, when I joked with them like, “Oh, I am a communist and come here to share the glory…”
3. I gave a ride to Kara to somewhere earlier today, when she was having a peanut butter sandwich and dropped a piece of peanut butter on her pants. She was like, “Oh no, there is peanut butter on my pants!”, when wetting her hand with liquid from her mouth before having the stain removed. I was like, “Good, now there is saliva on your pants…”
4. I am working on the third episode of Good Wife, a TV show with the background of lawyers, and learned something about lawyers and stuff. Nevin came to our office the other day and told us he had to go to court for a law case he had to handle. After he explained the details of the case, I was like, “Well, based on my solid law background of two seasons and 8 episodes of Good Wife…. I think those who propose the statements are accountable to provide evidence.” Nevin was so impressed like, “Good, now you can be my lawyer with background of more than two seasons of Good Wife…”
I visited a Lego store months ago and found this wall selling Lego parts. I think it’s pretty cool.