1. I got up early morning to make breakfast while almost all housemates were sleeping. James came out of his room talking on the phone. So I kidded him like, “Dude, do you have to be so loud?…”
2. I was supposed to stay in Marc’s house for a conference this weekend. So I bought a can of Yankee’s scent candle as a gift and planned to say “It works best if put close to Marc’s shoes…” (But for some reason, I had to stay in a hotel… What a waste of my joke… )
3. I was officially recognized as the Most Eligible Bachelor of the house… Totally embarrassed… 😦
4. And here is the full list of the awards…
*~*PHX Haus 2014 Paper Plate Awards*~*
PFM – Most likely to live in the Playboy mansion
John – Most likely to be on “Cops” for public nudity
Jordan R. – Most likely to bail John out of jail.
James – World’s best boss
Tómas – Most likely to grow up to be a yuppie hipster
Jack – Most likely to grow up to be a carnie.
Andy – Most likely to be stooping.
Joe – Most likely to have white guy dreads in five years
Nick – Most likely to have your lighter
Matt – Drunk wrestling champion
Devin – Most responsible hippie
Barton – Most eligible bachelor
Carrigan – Crudest humor
Kara – Most likely to write illegal prescriptions
Syd – Most likely to be a victim of identity theft
Charli – Most likely to grow up to be a proud, loud black woman
Spencer – Most likely to be a self-sustainable drug lord
J-Brand – Most likely to walk on water
Celeste – Most likely to get a Nicholas Cage tattoo
Ayaka – Most likely to pass out drunk first
Sarah – Most likely to be seen not wearing pants
Jessica – Most likely to be reincarnated as an elephant
Lozzy – Most likely to be the next Disney princes casted as the “Whistling Wizard”
Ikuna – Most likely to apply for U.S. citizenship
Hilldog – Most likely to be in a rap video
Zack – Most likely to break into the SHC office and burn it down
Scott – Punk rock dad
Fun in My Life 