1. I was watching a TED talk titled “Those you don’t know about sex.” One of topics covered is the recipe of making fake seamen… And the recipe says, “Here are the ingredients needed to yield one ejectulate of seamen: one teaspoon of honey, half one teaspoon of milk and XXX…”
2. I paid a visit to the hospital for some reason and told the receptionist my birthday is May the Fourth based on her request. And the receptionist was like, “May the force with you…” —“May the force with you” is a symbolic line of Star Wars series which was a greeting from a Jedi warrior…
3. I was watching an interview of an entrepreneur, when the host complimented the entrepreneur for being humble. And the entrepreneur made fun of himself like, “Well, I have a lot to be humble about…”
4. Jiankun and Mohsen were talking about sharing gas for some trip the other day. Since Jiankun was somehow over weighted, I kidded him like, “I think you guys should share the gas by the weight…”
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Got a jersey of my idol, which probably reveals my age… 😦
I’ll love you forever barton
I’ll love you forever too, dude…