1. I am doing the job of house president this semester. Syd had a friend visiting the house the other day and introduced me to him as the president of the house. Her friend was like, “Good. Who’s Monica?… (referring to Lewinsky)”
We didn’t get the joke until he explained to us, after which I was like, “I am still looking for her, man..”
2. Marc told me he believed people should always try to do face-to-face business meeting even if sometimes it may seem useless at the first sight like, “Just beat the bushes, no matter what.” I was like, “That’s right. Don’t beat Clinton…”
3.1 John, Spencer and I went to a bar to see a stand-up comedian show, when one of the comedians claimed the floor of the bar was so sticky that it reminded her of her mum’s uterus…
3.2 Another comedian told people he worked in CVS and had often had to walk into customers’ farts…
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1. I forgot to mark the NBA champion of Spurs a couple weeks ago. Big fan. They missed the chance last year and I was super upset and sentimental for them (Click here for details). But they came back and complete the revenge. What a man!
2. Happiness that belongs to others