1. The lighting bulb of the bathroom used by Devin was dead the other day. She posted something on house Facebook group like, “Can Jordan (house maintenance officer) fix our bathroom’s bulb please? It’s pretty scary to poop in the dark.” I kidded her by indicating she poops loud like, “In this case, I think you need a muffler, Devin!”
(Sadly almost nobody got my joke and I had to explain to people diligently afterwards, even though I personally believe it’s been my favorite joke so far this year… 😦 )
2. It’s been freezing cold in East Lansing while the heat of our office was down yesterday. We informed the lady at the front desk and she told us she was gonna check to see if other offices had the same issue first. I kidded her like, “I mean, you don’t have to keep other offices warm btw…”
3. By the end of the company meeting the other day, Rama summarized each one’s job like, “Keerthana is doing the job of XXX; Varun is doing the job of XXX; Nima is doing the job of XXX; Mingwu is doing the job of XXX. They are all tough problems to solve and I am helping them.” So I interrupted to kid him like, “And Rama is doing the job of claiming the credit…”
4. I like to take a nap at the cubicles of the incubator in the afternoon, but the incubator torn those cubicles down and turned them into a conference room. Nevin kidded me the other day like, “I am sorry you lost your napping spot, man.” I was like, “Yeah… Those people are so rude. They didn’t even ask.” Nevin continued our joking like, “Yeah, How dare they!”
5. I called Hao Wen to ask him a question. Since I haven’t talked to him for a while, the moment he answered the phone, he kidded me by pretend to flirt with me like, “It’s so great to hear your voice, Mingwu Buddy…” I kidded him back by flirting with him like, “It’s so great to have my voice heard by you, Hao Bro…” And he couldn’t help laughing and came to a conclusion like, “My bad man. I shouldn’t have tried to be sluttier than you…”
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I miss the season whichever is not winter so much…