1. Earl saw me walking out of the laundry room and told me in the kitchen that my underpants were left on the floor of the laundry room. I knew he was kidding and didn’t buy it, “You are lying. I haven’t worn underpants for a long time…”
2. Whenever Gina did something bad, she would like to say “I feel like a dick,” because she believed dick is bad upon my curiosity. So I said to her one day, “Gina, I feel like a vagina…”
3. Before house Thanksgiving dinner, Anna, Chelsea and I ended up discussing about the royalty in the relationship for some reason in the kitchen when these two girls reflected their ex-boyfriends cheating on them. Earl came in to check how dinner was going and asked me what I was doing there.
“Oh, I am listening to these two bitches bitching about their ex-boyfriends.” I replied.
4. Rama (my professor) invited us to his house for Big Ten football champion game and apologized for only vege food offered since he and his wife are both vegetarians.
“You know what, Rama? That’s why we will not tip you.” I complained.
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