1. Engineering students were having a poster symposium two days ago, when I saw Mohsen reading his own poster closely. So I asked, “Hey Mohsen, what are you doing?” He was like, “Oh man, I love my poster…”
2. Josh cooked veggie burgers for house dinner and I wondered what was inside the burger by asking “What’s inside the burger?” Margo was like, “Love…” I was like, “Great. I need some love…”
3. Alex Johnson knocked the bench on her knee really hard during dinner the other day and appeared in a huge pain. Since Margo hurt her knee too the other day, she gave Alex a shot of alcohol to cheer, which was drunk by Alex really quick. I was like, “How do you like the shot, Alex?” She was like, “I like it. Now I can’t feel the pain…” I was like, “Oh man, that’s a really good shot…”
4. We were playing soccer and someone kicked the ball out of target. Just before the ball approached someone, I yelled to him “Heads up” to get him an alert, since “Heads up” means “be careful”. That guy therefore raised his head to look around and almost got hit by the ball on the head. I was like, “My fault man. I should have said ‘heads down’…”
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I found Wangcai (旺财)’s dad!! who is cheating to look taller…