1. We were chilling in Zack’s room discussing about hitting on girls, when Zack was like, “The difference between being creepy and being man depends on how hot you are…”
2. JR Smith is a solid NBA player and known for liking girls of huge butt. A few days ago, he was seen and taken photos of when walking into a bar with 5 girls of huge butt. Someone on the internet saw the photo and made a comment like, “OMG, JR is dating 1000lb of butt…”
3. There is a new student named Anand joining our lab. I gave him an orientation about some basic rules for him in our lab. Because neither Jiankun nor I has a girlfriend and all current lab mates are trying to graduate in near future, I kidded Anand like, “Rule No.1 for you in the lab: don’t find a girlfriend before us; Rule No.2: don’t graduate before us…”
4. We were drinking beer in a restaurant and Niu Dimin claimed he never drinks beer before. Since we all knew that was a lie, Fang Dongliang was like, “Yeah, you didn’t drink beer. You drank urine…”
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Champion of Michigan Tournament. The son of bitch on my right not only tiptoed to look taller but also pressed me down to make me look shorter…
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