1.1 When Amy was still living in Phoenix, one day she was on a date. Meanwhile others including me were having our last indoor soccer game and came back to the house at mid-night, when I saw the lights still off in Amy’s room. So I made a comment to others like, “Guys, I think Amy is getting laid right now…”
1.2 Even though Amy later claimed she didn’t get laid that day, whenever I saw her in the house in the next few days, I kidded her by asking, “Hey Amy, how was the sex the other day?”
2.1 I was cooking house dinner with Kara the other day, when we were having a hard time cutting the sweet potatoes. Since Kara has a better knife, she offered to help me. I was like, “Out of my men’s pride, I have to say no…”
2.2 We had to cut onions later that day, when both Kara and I were welling up with tears because of the irritation from the onions. Zack walked in the kitchen and kidded me like, “Barton, why are you crying?” I was like, “I cried, because you are so beautiful, Zack…”
I watched a show from Russell Peters the other day. The show was awesome and with over 90% new materials. He didn’t seem to have a particular routine or anything like that, but he can just interact with audience to make jokes. So brilliant… Huge fan!