00 我叫Jerry, Chief Hug Officer. 这是我的故事.
(My name is Jerry. Chief Hug Officer. This is My Story.)
01 那年我和哥哥从Sam’s Club毕业，搭老乡的车到城里读书.
(A few years ago, my brother and I graduated from Sam’s Club. We took a taxi into town for college.)
(School offers uniform, so no butt showing any more. So nice to stay in town.)
(Ride a bike to school without using hands, stay cool and swag with hot babes on campus.)
(Hold a part-time job in a muslim restaurant.)
(Eat at cafeteria after class. Love chips!)
(Sometimes eat too much and appear bellied. Can’t get a girl. Sad. 😦 )
(But always work hard academically. Arrive at class on time and pay full attention on professor. The professor is so good, just saying.)
(There is some crappy professor for sure, who can’t answer my questions and always lose his temper on me.)
(In the end, I have to get him cleared with the question.)
(But he is a nice guy and would carry me home on his back for his gratitude.)
(Sometimes I nodded off in office with him.)
(The good professor will beat me up.)
(Huh, can’t play with you now. Need to work trying to get Phd done next year. Come to play with me sometime~)