00 我叫Jerry, Chief Hug Officer. 这是我的故事.
(My name is Jerry. Chief Hug Officer. This is My Story.)
01 那年我和哥哥从Sam’s Club毕业，搭老乡的车到城里读书.
(A few years ago, my brother and I graduated from Sam’s Club. We took a taxi into town for college.)
02 学校发了校服，再也不用光pp了，城里真好.
(School offers uniform, so no butt showing any more. So nice to stay in town.)
03 每天脱把骑车上下学耍帅，对路边的小妹妹吹口哨。
(Ride a bike to school without using hands, stay cool and swag with hot babes on campus.)
04 平时卖羊肉串勤工俭学。
(Hold a part-time job in a muslim restaurant.)
05 下课了去食堂吃饭，大爱薯片.
(Eat at cafeteria after class. Love chips!)
06 有时会吃很多，有小肚肚。把不到妹，桑心..
(Sometimes eat too much and appear bellied. Can’t get a girl. Sad. 😦 )
07 当然，学业上没有落下，每天准时去上课，听教授讲课。教授可真厉害。
(But always work hard academically. Arrive at class on time and pay full attention on professor. The professor is so good, just saying.)
08 当然也会有笨教授，回答不了我的问题，就对我发火.
(There is some crappy professor for sure, who can’t answer my questions and always lose his temper on me.)
09 我还要给他讲为什么.
(In the end, I have to get him cleared with the question.)
10 不过他人很好，会背我回家表示感谢.
(But he is a nice guy and would carry me home on his back for his gratitude.)
11 有时我会和他偷懒打瞌睡.
(Sometimes I nodded off in office with him.)
12 就会被厉害的教授吊起来打.
(The good professor will beat me up.)
13 哎呀，不能和你们玩了，我得干活了，希望明年毕业拿到phd。大家有空来找我玩。
(Huh, can’t play with you now. Need to work trying to get Phd done next year. Come to play with me sometime~)
Fun in My Life 