1. Zoey and Courtney came back drunk from a bar. They asked me to put them in my blog. I said sure. Zoey was like, “What are you gonna say about us in your blog, Barton? ‘Two bitches’?” I kidded them like, “No. Actually, I am gonna say ‘Two drunk bitches’ …”
2. I cook house dinner with Margo this semester. She posted one recipe of pizza on Facebook like, “yeast! Unbleached flour! Lots of mozzarella! Green peppers! Tomato sauce! Garlic! Mushrooms! Onions! Olive oil! Tomatoes! Sex!” I replied like, “Oh… Nice. It’s been a while since the last time I have sex in the pizza. Good call Margo!”
3. I was cooking house dinner with Margo this evening, when Courtney came into the kitchen and asked if we need some help. I kidded her like, “Yes, we need some help. Please stay away from us…”
4. I like to ask a lot of questions when taking any classes since elementary school. It is still true for the Signal Compression course I took this semester. One of Mohsen’s Iranian friends is in the same class, but we don’t know each other. He came to my office to talk to Mohsen and asked Mohsen secretly pointing to me, “Is this the guy who asked a lot of questions in the course of Signal Compression?…”
I saw this badger while hiking with friends on a mountain near the border of MA and NY last summer. We were all excited.