1. Lizzy was in Florida for weeks, during which Hillary used something in Lizzy’s cabinet in the kitchen when I was cooking and chatting with her. I knew Lizzy wouldn’t mind, but I still told her about it when she got back a few days ago for joking. So Lizzy talked to Hillary and Hillary blamed me like, “What are you doing, Barton? Are you trying to get me into trouble?” I was like, “No, the point is not to get you into trouble. The point is to get you girls fight against each other…”
2. Nima told me there was a restaurant in Atlanta, on the menu of which there were “Heart Attack Burger” and “Coronary Bypass Sandwich”… What was more, they held a food contest and Nima went and competed, ending up with third place…
3. Jiankun said he had a pretty South Korea girl neighbor and he really would like to know her. I thought he was thinking about asking her out for a date or something, but he was like, “I really wanna know her so that I can learn how to make kimchi…”
4. Whenever I got some bad results in research, I used to say I got crappy or shitty results. But since people can call good results unbelievable results, I figured out a better way to name bad results: “believable results”.
So if I get some bad results, a. I can proudly tell people that, “Dude, I get some believable results!”; b. or when people asked me whether I get some good results, I can proudly told him, “No, man. The result is totally believable…”
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