1. Hao posted a picture a lot of groceries on internet and asked people to guess what meal he was gonna cook by asking “what would these become after all chemical reactions?” Someone answered, “shit…”
2. Cool Jordan gave me his birthday wish by saying, “Happy birthday old man!” on Facebook. I asked “Doesn’t ‘old man’ mean ‘dad’?” He replied like, “Isn’t there anything you didn’t tell us, Barton?” I told him, “Not really man. I just wanna get clear that I am not your dad…”
3. By the end of day Keerthana said she would leave early to pick up a mail. I pretended to comprehend ‘mail’ with ‘male’ by asking, “Do you have a date, Keerthana?”
4. Rama was wondering if Nima can handle too much work at once by asking, “I am not sure if you have the bandwidth to do them at the same time.” I was like, “Don’t worry. Nima is supported by AT&T…”
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30th Birthday gift to myself last Sunday, cake and a marathon of 4hr30min44sec (slower than the medium of all male participants…)
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