1. Rama and I were having a meeting, when he felt hungry, took out an energy bar and asked me, “Do you mind if I eat it?” I kidded him like, “Do you mind if I mind?”
2. We were discussing about each other’s favorite city and I told people mine are Seatle and Boston. Someone commented like, “The weather in Seatle is depressing.” I was like, “I am depressed anyway. Why not stay depressed in Seatle?…”
3. Mohsen has been broke for a while because of a number of finance reasons, but still he was thinking about buying something. So I asked him, “Are you trying to be broker?” (Broker is both a noun and an adjective.)
4. We were discussing about population problems in the world and I made a comment to kid Annard like, “India is the most reproductive country in the world…”
Micheal Jordan’s Steak House at Chicago..