1. After the house Thanksgiving dinner a few weeks ago, I asked Hot Jordan secretly, “Can I tell you something, Jordan?” He said yes and I kidded him like, “Jordan, I am really thankful you are an asshole…” “I am really thankful you are a smart ass, Barton…” He kidded me back.
2. Nema and I were discussing about cooking in the office and I told him that Keerthana claimed to be a cooking master, even though she denied to have said that. I was like, “You didn’t say the exact word, but I can read your mind.” She was like, “All right, tell me what I am thinking now.” I answered immediately like, “You are thinking I am a big jerk.” “Not exact word, but close.” She was impressed by my mind reading ability…
3. Rama bought us dinner and we discussed about the visa issue of Iranian students. Mohsen was like, “That’s why there are no Iranian students going back to Iran during Phd.” I corrected him like, “No, actually there are. Just none of them could come back…”
4. I met Hot Jordan in the kitchen where people were hanging out. He asked me if I would like to join them. I was like, “No, I have more important things to do.” He asked, “Like what?” I kidded him like, “Like, to stay away from you…”