Following are about the experiments of 7 dogs I helped in the last month.
1.1 One day, the dog pooped during the experiment, which didn’t smell good. I made a comment to others like, “Dude, it smells like shit…”
1.2 The experiments were fun and funny things happened every so often. The people down there knew I was kinda a comedian, but they said I can’t use any of the jokes in my show unless I pay them some royalty fee…
1.3 One day, Joe was away from the experiment, but the experiment turned out to work well. So I made a comment to others like, “Everything went well today. I think it’s all thanks to Joe, (long pause) not being here…”
1.4 One of the experiment procedures was to insert a catheter into dogs’ radial artery, which was super hard to do and had to be done by Dr. Olivier. One day Joe made a comment to Dr. Olivier like, “Actually, you would think it’s a fun experiment if you are not the one to insert the catheter…”
1.5 I had to take an exam given by my Ph. D advisor the day after the last experiment. Dr. Olivier said he would get the experiment done ASAP to let me go. I was like, “No, you don’t have to. I actually need this experiment as an excuse to suck the exam…”