1. Natalia listed all house members on Facebook’s house group by the first letter of first names. Those starting with “C” are “Charli, Courtney, Caitlyn, Christina, Celeste”, which are all girls. I replied like, “Too sad… All C-x are women. Where the hell are our C-mennnnnnnnn?”
2. We were having house dinner of Salad the other day. Amy saw I got many nuts in my plate and kidded me like, “How come you got all the nuts, Barton?!!” I kidded back like, “So what? You yourself are a nut.”
3. Yesterday I walked into the living room and saw like 8 or 9 girl housemates watching a TV show. I asked them about the name of the show, when they told me the show’s name is “Girls”. So I said “Huh, then I better leave…” and left the living room.
One hour later, I met Charli in the kitchen and asked her, “How was the ‘Girls’ show?” She was like, “Errr, I don’t know. It’s really weird and confusing.” I was like, “Huh, that’s typical girl…”
4. There was a house party last Saturday night and Charli asked me, “Do you wanna have some wine, Barton? Do you wanna whine about it?”