1. There was a career fair in engineering building the other day and most of the companies had free gifts to give out. I was kinda fooling around and saw one professor from my department stopped by one company’s booth and took a close look of the fancy gift trying to figure out what it was used for.
So I came up to the professor and kidded him, “Hey professor, are you looking for a job?”
2. Kate got hurt on her ankle the other day when playing derby and lied on the couch with ice on her ankle. I made her a comment like,
“So, working hard on derby finally pays back for you huh?”
3. The night before I made my comedian show debut, I revealed some jokes as preview for my housemates, but Alon asked me to tell him more. I thought about it and told him,
“If I tell you, I have to kill you.”
4. The night before Oscar ceremony Andrea posted something on house’s Facebook group like, “Hey guys can I reserve the TV tomorrow for Oscar?” We all said sure. But she failed to show up for the Oscar show the next day.
So the following day I came across her in the kitchen and pretended to be a stranger by asking,
“Hello, are you the girl who reserved the TV but never showed up yesterday?”
Please allow me mark the most fantastic NBA game I saw in stadium last Tuesday. It was between Piston and Lakers. Such a good game that Piston took the lead by a three pointer with 9 sec left for the game while Kobe made it an even game by a jumper with 0 second left. Just wanna mark it. I was totally amazed.