1. We were discussing about the preference of being called by last name or first name the other day in the kitchen, when we all agreed normally people would call others by first name. Then Caitlin Slicker told us a story that some guy actually asked her, “Hi Slicker, can I call you Caitlin?”…
2.1 My car’s muffler was sat broken by one friend (meaning my car’s muffler became broken after I gave a ride to my friend just to clarify), so I had to drop by an auto repair shop to get it fixed when a couple with their two really cute three years old girls also waiting in the lounge.
One of the cute girl was playing toys and said to her dad for some reason, “Dad, you are silly.” People in the lounge laughed and I kidded like, “Yeah, your dad is silly enough to have you~”
2.2 The other cute girl kept playing with the gumball machine trying to get some candies without paying any money. People from the shop told her the gumball machine was broken, but she didn’t believe it and kept trying instead. So I tried to convinced her like, “Hey, it’s broken, otherwise it will make you broke.”
3. We were watching TV in the living room when people tried to find the remote everywhere to switch the channel but could not. So I gave my suggestion like, “Someone please call the remote.” Courtney actually took out her cell phone and talked on the phone like, “Hey remote, where are you?..”
4.1 Earl misheard my name by Farton and told others when someone call my name Barton the other day, which was why someone actually asked me later, “Barton, do you fart?”… “No, I don’t!”, I tried to fight back but had to tell the truth, “I mean I fart, but not a lot…”
4.2 Just for those who may concern, some people in Ohio called me Bartender short for Barton~