1. I was at a party in Hedrick the other night when some guy complained about how bad he did in the math session of GRE by saying “I only scored XXX in the math session, basically meaning I am retarded.” Then he turned to me and yelled, “So fuck GRE! Fuck ETS!”
Without any hesitation, I yelled back, “Yes, I did it, man. I fucked them 5 years ago!”
2. We’ve got a party last night with tons of people with Zach and Claire P coming back to check us out. Zach told me he knew about the accident of China’s high speed railway when I had to interrupt him,
“Hey man, you know too much about China. I have to kill you right here right now..”
3. I was cooking Napa Cabbage in the kitchen today and thinking about doing the same thing for house dinner sometime in the near future. When Anna asked me how to cook it, I told her the truth,
“Pretty Simple. Cook the meat for a while, put in all Cabbages and some salt and then everything will be fine.
This is Napa Cabbage, no matter how you cook it, it will taste good. That’s my cooking secret..”
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