1. Dylan and Alex, two straight good friends of each other, went camping last night. With people chilling at the front yard after dinner tonight, I questioned Dylan like, “Hey Dylan, how did you like sleeping with Alex last night?..”
2. Just upon my arrival at house from campus before dinner today, Zach was teasing me like “Hey Barton’s ready for all ladies” due to the laser surgery I just took last week.
“Yeah, I am, man. Thanks.” I felt encouraged.
“You can just simply talk about your hot hot research after this, then all ladies will be yours” Zach kept talking.
Without any thought, I told him the truth, “Trust me, dude. I tried that before. It didn’t work..”