Go Bus! Go Bucks! & Go Buckets!

After setting my feet on the soil of OSU, a flyer (Fig 1) advertising the free OSU-student-bus shocked me a little bit: Go bus! It was one of tons of worst advertisements that I’ve ever seen. Though in the car-based United States, taking a bus still should never be shamed of. But at the same time, it is abso-fucking-lutely not something to be proud of.

Fig1: ad advitising for Cota(A company)bus. Fig2.Assumed race bus

They might be environmental protectionists, I guessed. But still, I could not help assuming there might be an kinda annual convention in this city, when F-1 (Formula 1 automobile race) would be annually held. In this convention, all of the teams, no matter Mc Laren or Ferrari, and drivers, no matter Hamilton, Alonso or Schumacher( if not retired) had to take a cota bus (Fig 2) instead of a racecar(Fig 3) to compete. And hundreds of thousands of audience were maniacally yelling:" Go bus! Go bus!…" That was crazy.

Fig 3: F1 formally racecar Fig 4: the Buckeye!

I did not realize that was not gonna happen until Buckeye came to my eyes. Buckeye was the mascot of OSU, composed of one man-like pumpkin and one man’s body (Fig 4). Every person and every sports team of OSU commonly share this name—-Buckeye. Whenever we wanna cheer the teams or somebody up, we would yell:"Go Bucks!…" And that’s the reason I have to eliminate "Go bus" from my worst advitisements list.

As the Sports Deparment of Ohio State(Kidding), OSU’s Sports was dominating Ohio and ranked top in almost each nation-wide sports rank. We were this nation’s runner-ups in Football (Dammed UFL!) and Basketball (Again, dammed UFL!) last year. After kicking Purdue’s ass last week, our football team has moved to top 3 of this nation. Go Bucks! This year, please let there be a champinionship with me for OSU.

My "Go Bucks" was not only for OSU, but also for our beloved Yi in the Milwaukee Bucks. I know I have to double my time watching and reading about NBA (sincerely, but guiltiliy speaking), but Houston Rockets was also my must.
Love me, love my dogs.
—-Love Yi, love my Bucks.

In addition, please allow me to give my best "Go bucks" to my salary. Please come back to me before Oct. 31. I need you and I miss you. —-Love my salary, love my bucks.