Fun in My Life

近期又有一些热心的朋友向偶推介女友，偶不胜感激，临表涕零，生当殒首，死当结草。偶大感历史潮流滚滚向前，兄弟们的热情此起彼伏，偶深感责任重大，牵一发而动全身。在此偶建议明年dang代表大会上，将我dang的dang章改为：

　　紧密团结在以某某某为核心的某中央周围，在鼓励优生优育，早生早育，未婚先育政策基础之上，团结最广大的不是女同志的女同志，严厉打击以高明武为首的老处男恐怖主义势力集团，在实现社会主义性合谐的基础上，加大力度，深化改革，进一步掀起社会主义社会全面性高潮。

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Education should be the accumulation of understanding, not just an accumulation of facts.

                     —-David M. Pozar (Preface of 《Microwave Engineering》3rd edition)

A lot of happenings happened, and a lot of un-happenings unhappened. Whatever happened, happened. I cannot enjoy it more. If my senior year in college was the most incontinent but painful days in life for me, right now I am experiencing an unprecedented moderate state of mind. In my eyes, everything around me is perfect. Though the perfect can be perfected, they don’t have to be.

Research progressed smoothly, kinda beyond my expectation. A sucker like me found some principle mistakes, not those tiny petty print errors, in my boss’s copartner’s submitted paper and was preparing to submit a conference paper for next summer’s San Diego.

Memorize the Goldman Sachs finance mini-dictionary, totally 1,700 words or so, which hopefully would tolerate no more my loss in reading related topics. Cool. If I have to list some rewards of taking GRE, one of them might be the courage and insensitivity seeing 100 new words as one word, though for me, only before any attempt to memorize them.

Too many thanks to Fly, I heard Caribbean Sea.

         I heard its smile.

         I heard its smell.

         I heard its color.

         I heard its fish.

         I heard its sunshine.

         I heard its beach.

But still, if not for the bad wind’s noisy serenade, it should have been much more sorta romantic than I deserved.

I deserved, because I had paid Fly for that romance, with my efforts looking for waterproof camera bags as protection fee. During this process, I harassed Jiang Tianwei and Lin Ran about it, and learned more than too much from those two notorious but respect-worthy life-oriented guys.

Tianwei strongly recommended getting a great but expensive one and helped me…

1.       Do the math: you paid 1000 RMB and made use of it for 3 years. Averagely speaking, it is much cheaper than eating Baozi (steamed bun) everyday.

2.       Do the metaphor: this is exactly like the truth that men should never be penny-pinching until  talking a girl into seeing him, since once he gets her, he almost can enjoy his life forever.

I got it: “You are right. It would be much cheaper than doing whores every day all our life.”

Tianwei did the math again: “Exactly! It is much cheaper than eating Baozi….”

——I have to always feel irreversibly inferior and cannot raise my chin in front of such insightful and high-IQed guys as Tianwei,.

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A brain teaser for my friends:

One penny was sealed in the drift bottle I got from Amish Country. Does anybody have any idea about why the penny is prisoned in this bottle?

I asked tens of people about it, but nobody knew.  I tell you the truth: this penny killed nickel,  dime and quarter,  attemptting to control the whole kingdom of coin.